Playful Technophile Pillows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Kids on Building Site.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

Digital Canvas