Technophile With A Twist Pillows

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

The Anti-Agent

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Digital Fomo!

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Computer Head

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

The Line-up

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'