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A machine that turns junk into poop

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Clam Spearing

Desert wifi

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Book Worm

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."