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A machine that turns junk into poop

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Desert wifi

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Clam Spearing

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Book Worm