Mischievous Gadgeteer T-Shirts

"Did you promise grandma you'd never again make all the electronic devices beep at he same time?"

Digital Fomo!

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Telephone Box

Computer scared of user

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"...and if I press this button..."

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Cut it out!'

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

Making Own Snow in Switzerland

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

Velcro Paws.

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

Early IT Consultants.

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

Garden Centre mowers

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'