Quirky Gadgeteer T-Shirts

"...and if I press this button..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Digital Fomo!

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Book Worm

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Telephone Box

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

TV Repair 101.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.