Quirky Tech Aficionado T-Shirts

Book Worm

'This is our new line of PCs from the Komodo Islands. As you can see, each one comes complete with a 36-inch monitor.'

Telephone Box

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Unicorn in the Woods

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Snake with headphones.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"...and if I press this button..."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"