Quirky Tech Enthusiast T-Shirts

'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'

"I understand you have a problem with computer bugs?"

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

Wind-up cows

FREE mobile phone painting

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Telephone Box

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"...and if I press this button..."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."