Quirky Tech Lovers T-Shirts

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Clam Spearing

Giggle.

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Telephone Box

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Witch with sat nav

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."