Quirky Tech Lovers Gifts

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Clam Spearing

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Telephone Box

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

Witch with sat nav

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."