Quirky Technology Lovers Gifts

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Giggle.

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Clam Spearing

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Book Worm

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Telephone Box

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Can't you just text me..?

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

Liptops in Stock.

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."