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'Oh it's quite a D.U.S.I.'

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

Clam Spearing

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'