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'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Telephone Box

TV Repair 101.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"...and if I press this button..."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'I was told it required a log-in...'