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"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Useless add-ons.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Dawing your Cellphone

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

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'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"