Quirky Fragrance Seeker T-Shirts

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

wattle covers

Some scents are nonsense.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Emo Snail

Face painting vs bottom painting

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Attention seeking perfume

Fish Pedicure

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

"It's apple-scented Purell."

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

Cargo briefs

Barbers Shop: 'I think we can manage the look you're after sir - just stand with your back against...'

Flip This Housecoat

Giant Shoe Sale

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

Workmen's fashions

'Would you have anything with that design in a tubetop?'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

I didn't know you were keen on jogging!

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Like my earrings? They're cellphones.

Turtle wearing bunny slippers.

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

'How do you like my new Cajun hide shoes?'