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"Lucky's been feeling lonely...do you have anything that smells like dog-butt?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Hats and Food

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Some scents are nonsense.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'