Fragrance Lover T-Shirts

Attention seeking perfume

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

"It's apple-scented Purell."

'You haven't said what you think of my new perfume.'

'-and I suggest you remove all these dead flies before we open,Miss Johnson.'

'Do you have one called Dad?'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume