Fragrance Lover Gifts

Attention seeking perfume

'It's a pity you can't smell it: Such a perfume...'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

"It's apple-scented Purell."

'You haven't said what you think of my new perfume.'

'-and I suggest you remove all these dead flies before we open,Miss Johnson.'

'Do you have one called Dad?'

"It's my mom's birthday. Have you anything with that 'new purse' smell?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'