Fragrance Fanatic Gifts

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Pheromones.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

Dangerous parfum.

'He will love this cologne. It smells like an undervalued stock.'

"Denial, by Beverley."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'

"No, if wanted his undivided attention, I'd dress like a mailman"

"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."

'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'

"Do you have one called 'repent'?"

Bad news, our men's aftershave has just been listed as an environmental hazard.

Soap shop - "Do you have any that smell of soap?"

Locker room: the scent.

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

"I'm sorry Madam, but you knew this perfume was dangerous when you brought it"

'Peter! Ease up on the after-shave!'

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

A dog spraying eau de toilet.

Eau de Colon.

New celebrity perfume - 'It smells of money.'

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."