Fragrance Devotee T-Shirts

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'