Perfume Seeker T-Shirts

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Jane Krakowski

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Overpowering perfume

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."