Perfume Seeker Pillows

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Jane Krakowski

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Excess

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'What's that your wearing?'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'