Perfume Lover Pillows

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

Guns Pour Homme

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Excess

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"...And it has a pheromone which will make him submissive to you."

"When they say it would send him wild I thought they meant with DESIRE!"

"I need a new scent."

"I changed my perfume from Sassy Salmon to Tempting Tuna."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski