Perfume Fanatic Pillows

Bob was in the middle of his big presentation when suddenly, without warning, his deodorant failed.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Pheromones.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Funky Chef 2

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'