Perfume Aficionados Pillows

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume