Perfume Appreciator Pillows

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"