Perfume Appreciator T-Shirts

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Jane Krakowski

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"