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Overpowering perfume

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'You'll attract a lot of men with this perfume. It smells like lager.'

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

"Maybe it's your cologne. Here, try this."

'Do I look fat in this perfume?'

Locker room: the scent.

'Do you have anything that smells like 'prime time'?'

'I tried it last night-he had a hangover this morning!'

'You haven't said what you think of my new perfume.'

'...mmm. You smell lovely Doris - is it Canal no5?'

'Ooooh, I like that one... it reeks!'

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

'-and once you've got him add five parts water and it will last for AGES!'

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Man Attracted to Perfume Counter Assistant

'Do you have 'Allure'?'

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"

"Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Jane Krakowski

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"I want something that will make me smell thinner."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"