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'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Excess