Perfumery Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

Excess

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'