Perfumery Enthusiast Gifts

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

"It's £50 for something that will drive me wild with passion or £25 for something that will get him to leave you alone so you can binge watch Netflix."

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'