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'It's for the executive woman.'

Pheromones.

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"Look! He's found my scent!"

'And now he gets letters dowsed with perfume, I suspect the postman.'

Of course, in a pinch, it can also be used as a hand sanitizer.

"I'm afraid your celebrity perfume hasn't been selling very well."

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Some scents are nonsense.

'This perfume is delightful, but unfortunately it also attracts meteorites.'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"He's that lottery winner I was telling you about."

'Do you have anything to combat Monday Night Football?'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

New Car Smell Perfume

'One whiff of that would stop the love bug for keeps!'

'Of course you realise the guarantee is for breakage only, modom?'

Scent - free samples.

Golfer misses his shot, "Always wears that strong scent does she?"

'Something for a woman touching 40... actually she's beating the heck out of it.'

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

'Have you no common scents?!'