Odor Aficionado Gifts

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Men's fragrances...

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

Aromatherapy for Men

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

Cheese Secret

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Pea green

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

José Saramago

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."