Odor Enthusiast Gifts

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Cheese Secret

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Jane Krakowski

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"