Smell Enthusiasts Gifts

Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

Merry Christmas.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."