Smell Enthusiasts Gifts

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

Vaping cigarette