Sense Of Smell Aficionado Gifts

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The Cona Lisa

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

I miss that new planet smell.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Sniffing Zoo