Sense Of Smell Aficionado Pillows

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Sniffing Zoo

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."