Scent Aficionados Pillows

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

Tiger Aftershave

"It masks that bacon smell when you sweat."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"