Scent Enthusiasts Pillows

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"