Scent Lover Pillows

"Whore of Babylon?"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

'...mmm. You smell lovely Doris - is it Canal no5?'

'At least you smell pretty!'

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"

"What about my new perfume?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Canine Scentipede

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'