Lover Of Scents Pillows

'Meeting someone tonight?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Excess

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

I miss that new planet smell.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"