Quirky Fragrance Lover Pillows

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Snapshots in Time

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Overpowering perfume

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Excess

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."