Quirky Fragrance Lover Prints

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Snapshots in Time

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

The latest in Eyewear.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Jane Krakowski

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Overpowering perfume

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"