Quirky Scent Lover Pillows

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Some scents are nonsense.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Ass-less Chaps

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'