Quirky Scent Lover Gifts

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Focus Group Failures

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Ass-less Chaps

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Joan Crawford junior