Quirky Scent Aficionado Gifts

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Some scents are nonsense.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Ice Cream Flavors

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'