Smell Aficionado Gifts

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Men's fragrances...

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Some scents are nonsense.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'