Smell Aficionados Gifts

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Stinky fish

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'I'm an atheist!'

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The Farmer's Return.

Sniffing Zoo

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'