Smell Aficionados T-Shirts

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Stinky fish

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Remote control car breakdown.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Sniffing Zoo

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."