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Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

Merry Christmas.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"