Smell Enthusiast Gifts

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Merry Christmas.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."